Welfare Lunacy

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 11 at 7:55 am

Welfare recipients are tapping into the system for far more than food and lodging expenses, according to a front-line caseworker. Taking inventory of the new perks currently being offered to welfare “clients,” it becomes abundantly clear money is being handed out for far more than the bare necessities. The whistleblower says some welfare recipients in [...]

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Everything’s Better With Jell-O

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 10 at 8:08 am

Somewhere in Finland, Tom’s office colleagues decided to welcome him with the most delicious office prank this side of stuffing your monitor in a giant doughnut: A mouse and keyboard keys stuffed in jelly. The note says “Welcome back, Tom!”

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Chipophone!

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 9 at 10:05 am

An engineer took an old Organ, and reverse-engineered it into a Chipophone.

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Politician Pandering

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 8 at 10:50 am

Bill #C-428 – A scary bill to be worried about. Introduced by Ruby Dhalla (yes the slave-nanny minister), and seconded by Bob Rae, the destroyer of Ontario, bill C-428 is a move to change the requirement for OAS from 10 years to three years. Yes, 3 YEARS!!! So, if passed, you can sponsor your 62 [...]

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Yogi Bear Double Entendre

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 7 at 7:12 am

I’ll just leave this here, and let you figure it out. If you can’t see it, ask a 15 year old.

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Every Lightsaber Activation and Retraction

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 6 at 7:46 am

Activations presented chronologically, and then retraction in reverse order.

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‘Wave’ Goodbye

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 5 at 7:53 am

Sorry, I had to do it. Google Wave is no more. (or at least until the end of the year) Some users found it to be too complex, and too hard to use. Or, it could be this: “At the O’Reilly Open Source Conference last month in Portland, Oregon, Google Wave developer Dan Peterson admitted, [...]

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Superman Saves Their Home!

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 4 at 6:45 am

A struggling family facing foreclosure has stumbled upon what is considered to be the Holy Grail of comic books in their basement – a fortuitous find that could fetch upwards of a quarter million dollars at auction. A copy of Action Comics No. 1, the first in which Superman ever appeared, was discovered as they went about the [...]

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Internet Privacy? What’s That?

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 3 at 9:42 am

The Internet never forgets what are you doing or thinking right now? Millions of Twitter subscribers are only too willing to share their most intimate thoughts in 140 characters or less. Where are you? Thanks to geo-social mobile apps such as FourSquare, you can be located at hotels, restaurants or your favourite night spot. What [...]

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Never Underestimate The Power Of Nerd Rage!

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 2 at 10:57 am

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Conservatives vs Liberals

Blog - No Comments » - Posted on August, 1 at 10:22 am

Have you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on? If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads [...]

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